January 22: Gong Hei Fat Choy! Last night was the first night of the Chinese New Year. I'm particularly happy, because it's the Year of the Monkey, and I am, myself, a Monkey. I like Chinese astrology so much better than Western astrology. By Western reckoning, I'm a virgin. Come on ... would you rather be a monkey or a virgin?
Now, I might not feel the same if I were a Leo born in the Year of the Rat, but that's beside the point.