The Cross in Space!

While I'm on a tear of wacky human behaviors inspired by Christian mythology...behold The Cross in Space

The cross will be over You personally! The Cross will be over every Nation on earth! Over Afghanistan! Saudi Arabia! Jerusalem! America! The cross in Space Satellite will be in a Polar orbit from pole to pole. As the earth turns it will pass over every inch of the earth like peeling an apple. The cross will circle the earth every one and a half hours. After launch we can tell you on our site when it will be over you and your nation. We have carried the cross in Every nation. Now we will, God willing have it flying above Every nation! We wave the cross in the face of Satan and proclaim that Jesus is Lord over All the Earth. All glory to God.

Maybe the Satan Wood Drive signs will burst into holy flames as a result of the transformative power of the Circumpolar Cruciform.

It's got to be the cold medicine.

(via Ol Cranky at The Disenchanted Forest, cause she rocks.)